| Name | Calum Robertson |
| Nickname | Caloooom |
| Position | Attacking Midfielder/Forward |
| Supports | Newcastle United |
| Player Modeled On | David Silva |
| Beverage of Choice | Belhaven Best |
| Pizza Topping | Ham/Spicy Beef |
| Spirit Animal | Panda |
| One Word Bio | I’m-Sexy-And-I-Know-It |
The Old Thumpers
A Beast of a Team!
The Old Thumpers 