| Name | Max Oster |
| Nickname | Maximum |
| Position | Center Midfield |
| Supports | 1 FC Kaiserslautern |
| Player Modeled On | Philip Lahm |
| Beverage of Choice | Souble Southern Comfort & Lemonade |
| Pizza Topping | Spicy Pepperoni |
| Spirit Animal | Timber Wolf |
| One Word Bio | Drunken-Spirited-Sober-Minded |
The Old Thumpers
A Beast of a Team!
The Old Thumpers 